Enlightenment

You don’t belong here!
Because my religion is more inclusive than yours

Don’t tell me lies!
Because my religion is the only one that knows the Truth

Shut your mouth!
Because my religion is the most tolerant in the world

Off with your head!
Because my religion is the paragon of non-violence

March forward, soldiers!
Because my religion is all about World Peace

Give me that last morsel!
Because my religion wants to end World Hunger

I wish you would drop dead!
Because unlike your paganism, my religion is not Voodoo

I’ll lock you up!
Because my religion is all about freedom and liberty

Go to Hell!
Because my religion is the only way to Enlightenment!