My child – she is the picture of innocence
Your boy – he exudes moral decadence!
My religion? It is completely inclusive
But women in temples? That’s just intrusive!
Mine is not a provincial mind
Those Southies? They are all that way inclined!
Corruption? That’s the realm of politicians
Me? I just survive on my meager commissions!
I am the very paragon of cleanliness
My feet are dirty because your floor is a mess!
By nature I am hardly suspicious
But I just know you are up to something pernicious!
Everyone today is such a hypocrite
There are very few exceptions – in fact I am it!